My Dad's on Facebook - I have a step brother I've never met???

*** EDIT ****10-27-10
THIS IS NOT MY MOM!


My dad's on Facebook, it's true. It's been only a couple of weeks and he's already managed to track down his first girlfriend and accompanying step-son. Here's our convo:


[You}
hey dad
whats going on

[John]
2:25pm
nothing to much waiting for linda to come home.

[You]
2:30pm
how are you liking facebook?
what are you guys doing tonight?

[John]
2:34pm
I like it trying to get use to it,were going to watch a movie called the crazies.

[You]
2:34pm
ooh i heard thats good
bianca is too scared to watch it, have to wait until we get closer to halloween

[John]
2:42pm
i will be calling you on the phone soon. I met first girlfriend on fB. 43 years ago.

[You]
2:42pm
whoa crazy
is she my real mom?

[John]
2:45pm
no but you might have a stepbrother

[You]
2:46pm
whaaaaaat
i can't tell if you're joking

[John]
2:46pm
I,m not joking

[You]
2:46pm
oh man
you have to find out more as soon as you can and let me know
is this a surprise to you?

[John]
2:48pm
He lives near you Devener. I'm joking

[You]
2:48pm
huh
ah
you had me
you owe me a step brother now
make it two

[John]
2:49pm
Don't laugh Diane has me going because she said he looks like me

[You]
2:51pm
Diane?
who's diane?
oh geez

[John]
2:51pm
That's my very first girlfriend that we are talking about.

[You]
2:52pm
ohh
oh Diane, always up to her old tricks

[John]
2:52pm
Should I forget about Linda

[You]
2:52pm
you have to weigh the pros and cons
maybe put it to a cook off

My dad had me. Give an old dog a new chew toy like facebook and watch him go.