Thursday, October 7, 2010
In the continuing efforts to retain their loyal core audience, Fox News Channel has decided to take surprising measures and hire ex-onion political writers to revamp the news. In an interview with Fox News President Roger Ailes, he was pressed to explain these revelations uncovered by CIWIS
CIWIS- Mr. Ailes, in light of our findings, do you feel there will be a backlash that could ultimately affect ratings?
Roger Ailes- Ummm this is a blog right? this is the written word and not some video - correct?
CIWIS- yes you are correct
Roger Ailes- well uh I don't see the problem then- our audience can't read
Posted by crispy at 5:11 PM