tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3147866113035378382.post148585146792143727..comments2023-07-02T04:29:40.092-07:00Comments on Chris is why I'm skinny: I met Spongebob, jealous?Pogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08691213158649144519noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3147866113035378382.post-72209443033382845502010-11-14T23:29:06.242-08:002010-11-14T23:29:06.242-08:00and we all thought celebrities were rude trashy pi...and we all thought celebrities were rude trashy pigs. there is hope! thanks for filling our hearts with warm thoughts erick. :)bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09189074613830094952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3147866113035378382.post-71522491987901409222010-11-13T14:25:12.136-08:002010-11-13T14:25:12.136-08:00he was an older man, so I guess he got a little ex...he was an older man, so I guess he got a little excited at the prospect of seeing non-sagging boobs. we quietly reshelved the killer tapescrispyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18350391572073071826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3147866113035378382.post-13956116985935035992010-11-13T14:16:49.290-08:002010-11-13T14:16:49.290-08:00How explicit was the rental covers to give this gu...How explicit was the rental covers to give this guy a heart attack, and did you disclose to the next renter that someone died with this intense porn flick??Hank's Childnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3147866113035378382.post-33543345223568389022010-11-13T13:39:42.610-08:002010-11-13T13:39:42.610-08:00oh man, that cracked me up hank! good one
no dead...oh man, that cracked me up hank! good one<br /><br />no dead hookers but I did find a dead guy sitting in his car once in our parking lot. I was the last one to see him alive as I was the one that rung up his purchase. The discovery began when I left to go to dunkin donuts for another coffee and I noticed the guy sleeping in the car. I banged on the roof of his car but it didn't rouse him. So I went ahead and got my coffee and when i came back he was still there. This time I reached into his open window to shake him and came to the realization that he must be dead.<br />me to cop:<br />"can we got those rentals back, cause if it isn't returned we will have to charge the full purchase price"crispyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18350391572073071826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3147866113035378382.post-33961946525688471392010-11-13T10:29:26.997-08:002010-11-13T10:29:26.997-08:00Chris, did you sell that guy a dead hooker?? Sick ...Chris, did you sell that guy a dead hooker?? Sick BastardHank's Childnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3147866113035378382.post-67595534987493170892010-11-13T10:27:42.308-08:002010-11-13T10:27:42.308-08:00Erick, that sounds like a good story to tell a cou...Erick, that sounds like a good story to tell a couple of little girls, "you do have a niece you know"-ha,sound familiar?#1 B.I.L.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3147866113035378382.post-79588172497319583852010-11-13T09:39:02.362-08:002010-11-13T09:39:02.362-08:00erick I hope your misguided wink didn't scare ...erick I hope your misguided wink didn't scare him off but it would be funny if they came to demo and you cue up smashing pumpkins and provided rope - made of hemp of course.<br /><br />I can totally relate to wanting to sell the big ticket item. Back in the sex shop days it was a $799.95 cyber skin sex doll that I finally sold through agressive sales techniques<br /><br />saw a guy eyeing it, discreetly told him to follow me in the back room where we had another one<br /><br />"go ahead feel it, doesn't in feel real? it's heavy, it's like the real thing-not a cheap inflatable raft, she has three holes for your pleasure, look at the realistic mouth" then i come in with the humor<br />"she isn't going to give you problems, she doesn't talk, how perfect is that?" etc<br /><br />he bought it and I took it out the back door to his carcrispyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18350391572073071826noreply@blogger.com